Hotrod Humor

1) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2) Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

4) Bad cop! No doughnut!

5) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

6) Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

7) Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

8) So, uh, you on the take or what?

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

12) What do you mean, "Have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist